lol I’m going down with this site /
How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way
If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced
There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it
Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies
boys complimenting me:
me: ://
my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay:
me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now
reframing monster stories is so empowering
like, Medusa protecting women’s shelters and turning abusers to stone? Empowering as hell
The Slit-Mouthed Woman targeting beauty industry mogels that profit off of women’s destructive poor body image? good
a ghostly three-headed dog going after people who run dog-fighting rings? hell yeah
fairy’s stealing children from abused homes and leaving deadly changelings behind that go after the parents? cool
We keep telling kids scary stories so they behave, but I think the adults need this shit more
i dont like it when comedians put punchlines before basic ethics.
i try to be a good person before i try to be a funny person, and while its morally rewarding and more ethically sound, its WAY more difficult because you actually have to evolve as you learn more.
when i see someone saying shit like “theres no place for political correctness in comedy!” all i see is “comedy is hard!!!!! stop trying to make it harder!!!!!! its not fair!!!!!!!!!!”
and its not even a matter of edginess. you can be edgy in comedy without being downright toxic. when the joke is that its offensive for offensiveness sake, its no longer clever and you are no longer funny.
You can say Family Guy and Louis CK it’s ok
not to sound like a lesbian but girls really can do everything that guy can but better… case in point: guy names. boring on guys. not interested in another guy named jack or kyle or dominic or joe.
but girls????? girls names jack or kyle or dominic or joe?????? unreal….. suddenly i am VERY interested in jack and kyle and dominic and joe…. like i know its just the Gay but like… i dunno man nobody rocks a “guy name” quite like a lady… like butches with “guy” names? trans girls with “guy” names? the way yall rock that shit??? fucking unreal… im just…. so into it….. yall really do me dirty like that….. keep up the good work to all the girl jacks and kyles and dominics and joes
so i took a modern architecture course to fulfill a creative arts university req this semester and i have several conclusions now that’s done:
1. modern architecture? ugly
2. brutalism? somehow, even uglier
3. post-modern architecture? okay so now they’re actively trying to make it as bad as possible
4. neogothic? art noveau? art deco? absolutely spectacular, let’s have more of that
to illustrate:
modern architecture:
ugly and boring
brutalism:
worse
post modern:
what the actual fuck am i looking at
art nouveau:
ooh hell yeah
overfierce